35 - Australia - She/Her - A Cesspool of Miscellany Feel free to add me on Steam/Origin/PSN/Pretty much Anything. My username is always Frikinik

wizardpotions:

i’m so normal.

i’m so capable of appropriate social interaction.

i am a functional member of society.

i have not had any curses placed on me by an evil sorcerer.

dadvans:

dadvans:

dadvans:

true story

me for the first 33 years of my life: my dad used to say “what would happen if you woke up on the titanic?? think about it” when he was tucking me in at night from at least age 5 and up, a form of psychological torture

me in my 33rd year of life: my dad optimistically thought i would have $250k to blow on something stupid by now and shut that shit down at the jump in the 90s

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this was his response 5 seconds later

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fortidogi:

c-53:

c-53:

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

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